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14 February 2017 @ 06:15 pm
Whee, I got a fic! It's really lovely and meditative, while not shying away from the darkness of canon, so all y'all should go read it.

Hisoka + Oriya, Yami no Matseui / Descendants of Darkness.

Thank you, Anonymous!
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31 December 2016 @ 12:44 am
I realize I forgot to show off my Yuletide fic! It's a really fun gen fic for Stand Still, Stay Silent, a delightful post-apocalyptic webcomic (which is one one HELL of a cliffhanger atm).

A Pause in Drowning. Check it out if you know the canon! (And go read the canon.)
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23 March 2016 @ 11:22 pm
Or at least it was, as I'm pretty sure it's not the 23rd in Japan anymore, what ho.

Here's an excerpt of something I'm working on, thanks to indelicateink for the idea. (I was hoping to have it done, but lol, nope.)

"Goku could use a tutor," Sanzo said, one night, abruptly. "When you're able."

"That...might be nice," he said.

He'd enjoyed the children. Laughing and playing with them.

The blood flashed behind his eyes again, and Sanzo had to put a hand on his shoulder and shake him to bring him back.

"Why are you doing this?" he asked, when he came back, his fractured sight focusing again, his breath hollow and pained.

"Why am I doing what?" Sanzo asked.

"This," Hakkai said. "You argued with me. Before the Three Aspects. You agreed to...to this."

Sanzo didn't answer for a long time. The ash on his cigarette was long; he hadn't been paying attention to it for a while. How long had Hakkai been--


"Don't ask stupid questions," Sanzo said, and hauled Hakkai to his feet. "Go sweep the courtyard."

Hakkai walked outside. The air was cool, and it wasn't raining.

He picked up the broom.
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25 December 2015 @ 10:15 am
I got a lovely gem of a story from Better Call Saul, with a hint of Breaking Bad: The niche.

Unfortunately, I didn't actually manage to write any treats this year, but my recipient really loved her main gift, so Yuletide winning is still mine!

And thanks again to everyone who offered to beta...btw, if you need a Hot Fuzz beta, my flist the a place to be. :D (I did not write Hot Fuzz.)
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23 September 2015 @ 07:17 pm
Nagi/Mamoru futurefic, because of course it is. Owes a great debt to a futurefic [personal profile] daegaer wrote ages ago and a lesser debt the 30 Rock episode "The Bubble," which goes on at great length about how Alec Baldwin's blue eyes washed out over the years.

You Again at AO3. Thanks, [personal profile] emungere, for betaing!
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10 September 2015 @ 10:29 pm
Apparently this is happening, so I wrote a drabble.

They watched the premiere in stunned silence.

"No," Sanzo and Goku said simultaneously, as the credits rolled.

"I wasn't that young--"

"I'm not that old now--"

"You're both being stupid," Gojyo said, lighting another cigarette. "It's not really about you anyway."

"Easy for you to say," Sanzo said, grabbing his lighter. "You're not on this fucking show."

"It's just the first episode," Hakkai said. "Technically, we wouldn't be in until--"

"Oh, no," Gojyo said. "Oh fuck, no."

Hakkai swallowed audibly.

Sanzo and Goku looked at each other. Then Sanzo picked up the remote and selected Season Pass.
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02 July 2015 @ 10:22 pm
Oh, man, do I love Remix.

I was remixed THREE TIMES this year!

The main remix: Adventures in Babysitting (The Thicker Than Water Remix), Weiss Kreuz, which retells some of the Ran-verse from Schuldig's perspective and somehow doesn't contradict my headcanon, which is amazing considering how much hidden headcanon is in Ran-verse. (I would have been fine with a story that did, I'm just kind of amazed still that it didn't.)

And then two very different stories for Madness:

Cleanse Thyself (The Wash that Man Remix), a funny Gundam Wing fic about Heero washing Duo's hair.

Seeds of Spring (the Second Bite at the Pomegranate Remix), about the Persephone myth, and a major expansion on the small fic I originally wrote.

They are all great for completely different reasons! I FUCKING LOVE REMIX.
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26 June 2015 @ 10:37 pm
At least in the US. I went ahead and posted to livelongnmarry, because well.
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26 February 2015 @ 07:40 pm
[personal profile] ranalore and [personal profile] momebie and of course anyone else:

Persea Books is taking submissions for the Editor's Choice awards. Editor's Choice Award is open to any American with at least one previous collection of poems. The winner receives publication and $1,000 + $1,000 stipend toward expenses associated book promotion (e.g. travel to/from readings). Apparently Persea is great, and I can't remember if either of you qualify but I figured you could spread the word where appropriate.
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23 February 2015 @ 10:34 pm
At some point, somewhere (and it wasn't one of [personal profile] indelicateink's prompt fests 'cause I made her look) requested Sanzo/Goku AU where I think Sanzo was an architect. He was some kind of high-end genius, anyway, and Goku did 'manual labor.' 'Manual labor' is, for real, the only phrase I remember for sure because that's the title I saved the story under. Anyone have any ideas? I'd like to give credit where credit is due, but...I got nothin'.
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25 January 2015 @ 09:53 pm
This is a drabble for [personal profile] red_squared's suggestion of Omi and Yohji. Enjoy yourself some UST.

Brotherhood of the Leather PantsCollapse )
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25 January 2015 @ 06:35 pm
[personal profile] indelicateink did a Weekend Flash Challenge and I've at least finished one thing, goshdarnit. For her prompt "psychic gang leader Schuldig and rival psychic gang leader Crawford meet to arrange a détente!"

Fuck yes détente. I mean, détente is French for porn, right?*

Because this is basically pornCollapse )

* I know détente is not French for porn
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24 January 2015 @ 06:36 pm
When you see this, share 3 random lines from 3 WIPs.

  1. "DI Lestrade. Pleasure to meet you." American voice. Sounded like a young man's. The answer to American or Irish was, apparently, American.
  2. "So," Gojyo said. "When the fuck were you going to tell me? Were you gonna wait until I'd killed somebody?"
  3. Mamoru was too old for these stupid games. But of course, he was too old to do anything else, too. Too far along in his career--both careers--to retire. Too old and well-known to disappear.
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24 January 2015 @ 11:21 am
I signed up for Shipswap! Come sign up for shipswap! I mean, if you want. Here's my letter anyway.

In general: I like humor, drama, snark, romance, smiling in the face of absurdity. I'm a sucker for AUs, including but not limited to canon AUs. I asked for art 'cause I like art. Your style is probably something I'll like!

Here are some things I don't like: Character bashing/needless sideswipes at characters, noncon, infidelity. I read some dubcon but am weirdly fussy about it, so if you don't already know me it'd probably be easiest not to write it.

The Librarians, Moby Dick, Young AvengersCollapse )
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03 January 2015 @ 06:37 pm
I got an awesome story for Yuletide--an awesome backstory for Wreck-It Ralph, with a lot of cool worldbuilding too.

Becoming Virus, only 1300~ words but with a lot of character work and thought put into it. Thanks again, astraev!

I wrote three stories for the main archive and two for Madness:

Try, Try Again (Is the Title of Santiago's Sex Tape), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, where I take a perfectly good joke and run it into the ground. (Written before the Eric Garner non-indictment and the tensions exposed between mayor and PD. I'm not going to note it on the fic itself but it...felt a little awkard, unfortunately.)

Continuing my tradition of writing Rh Plus for any sucker who requested it, I wrote Let Me See what Spring Is Like on Jupiter and Mars for [personal profile] daegaer. Vampires in spaaaace!

And I decided to try a fandom I'd never tackled before and wrote Daken fic. Reset is a tale of survival, no matter how reluctant.

For Madness:

Bisou, Bisou is Princess Bride fic, the story of Inigo and Fezzick's first kiss. All the Princess Bride fics this year were good, in main Yuletide and Madness, and I find myself wanting to just roll around in Princess Bride-ness.

A Watch and a Fresh Pair of Socks is Jackrum's thoughts at retirement, from Monstrous Regiment and heavily influenced by learning what the original inspiration Jackrum probably was (the sergeant in All Quiet on the Western Front).

I also signed up for [community profile] getyourwordsout again, and pledged to write 300,000 words this year. I made it last year...let's see if I can repeat. Maybe this time I'll even keep up with my flist and stuff.
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17 August 2014 @ 06:12 pm
You guys, I got beautiful art for Parallels. No knowledge of the canon necessary, and it's all Heian Era lovely. ♥

Also an excellent reminder that I have a ship other than that one with the talking tree and talking raccoon, which was probably needed at this point in my life.
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13 July 2014 @ 04:27 pm

I'm playing Get Your Words Out bingo, and I picked 'settings.' One of them looks a bit like Miami....

EDIT because I screwed up the copypasta. Or copied someone else's card, who the fuck knows.
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06 July 2014 @ 12:01 pm
Did I mention I'm failing at LJ? Cause boy, am I.

I wrote lots of stuff, though.

I wrote One for Four (The Measured with Coffee Spoons Remix) for Sherlock Remix.

BowlofGlow wrote Impossible Things Before Breakfast as a remix of my Under the Skin.

I have also written a ton for [profile] weissvsaiyuki, which you should check out if you haven't already. (I need to catch up on my reading there).


Pray Someone is There to Hit the Switch, Saiyuki Gaiden, Tenpou/Kenren, the theme 'mad science' and lots of foreboding

Through the Mill of Love, canon-divergent AU where Goyjo is a prostitute and Hakkai is...not that different.

Cold Snap is another Saiyuki Miami Multiverse story.

For the Rashomon challenge (take on the same story through a different perspective), I wrote Good Dog, connecting to Cold Snap.

Weiss Kreuz

Recursive, where Nagi and Mamoru end up working together between Kapitel and Gluhen.
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26 June 2014 @ 09:19 pm
Trying to figure out how long it would take a cargo ship to go from Tokyo to Thailand and then Taiwan, because Thailand would take too long.

The things I do for you, Takatori Mamoru. The things I do.